Sleep eight hours, wake up refreshed, cuddle Sasha, eat peanut butter toast at one's leisure, listen to the train pass every two hours, and watch Xena: Warrior Princess nonstop. Sounds like the ideal post-high school life, no? Except, I STILL HAVE TO FINISH THAT DRATTED PICTURE BOOK. BY TOMORROW. AND WE'RE LEAVING FOR CHINA ON SATURDAY, SO I HAVE TO PACK AND ALL THAT CRAP. It's not a good time to feel unusually mellow.

Oh, dear. My heart feels like it's stopped again. Cut it out.

And now there's a thunderstorm.

This Tuesday is the last day of school, and yet I still have to write my short story, complete those dratted outlines, and create a fucking picture book by cutting a whole lot of paper. I also need to finish a calculus project, but hopefully Jacky will take care of it. Ahem.

I told myself last Friday that I'd get a head start.

And, well… just look where that got me.

On the other hand, the season finale of Legend of the Seeker was… fantastic! And Bridget Regan, the actress who plays Kahlan Amnell, is indisputably beautiful.

However, Denna, the Mord-Sith introduced in the eighth episode, has got to be one of the coolest and sexiest characters on television.

Yes, the skin-tight leather and the torture are very… bondage-esque. But undeniably hot.

You have also got to see Denna's dungeon scene with Richard Cypher.

I must say… I do have quite the impeccable taste.

Yay Jacky! Yay Jacky! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Jacky! *claps hands in eager hamster fashion*

Hamster's can't clap, by the way.

Yay Jacky! Yay Jacky! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I hope you like the Indian curry I made today! If you come, that is.

That's right, folks. I cooked a batch of tasty vegetable curry for me English class today.

Not a typo. The "me" is not a typo.

My finest creation yet.

Update: I am a curry goddess.

Ack, this video is… uh… well, it's only marginally less… disturbing than that one where he was getting a massage naked…

I was laughing so helplessly…

A true, international golden god. Hey, I feel like some watermelon.

People are strange. Especially people my age. That's all I can say. They're very strange…

My last AP test of the year is tomorrow. Yep. AP Biology. I've been failing this class all year.

So… things I need to get out of the way after APs: my short story (yep, I still haven't finished it), my English project (which involves reading a boring book that has a condescending attitude toward atheists), and my biology project (which involves designing a lab-in-a-box for unscrupulous kiddies). And then, at the very end of May, I have to rapidly pack up and prepare for me trip to the People's Republic. You know, the commie country.

Sigh.

Oh, take a look at this actual footage from the White House correspondents' dinner, featuring a humorous speech by Barack Obama. I was actually surprised by the kind of jabs he made at Joe Biden and the Republican Party; part of me thought it was another brilliant joke by the Onion News Network.