The perfect retort, as we all know, has an unfortunate habit of arriving late. For instance, that douchebag (like countless douchebags before him) who tried to verbally override my assertion of world citizenship? Goddammit, Fa. You freakin' should've said "NO, I'm not going to categorize you. I'm going to CASTRATE YOU." Insert diabolical laugh.

In my mind, the sound of those last two words would leave an impressive ring upon the air.

Anyway, so. I hate food. I hate everything I eat. Except for grape juice and that aloe vera drink. And I hate the fact that I'm chastised by mi querido padre for my picky-ness (since apparently I'm at fault) while no one stops to think that maybe Fa is sick of everything because she's a VEGETARIAN in a freakin' MEAT HAVEN where even broccoli cheese soup contains chicken broth and she's frickin' SICK of all the cheese pizza, macaroni and cheese, and frozen vegetables that she's forced to eat.

So, neophytes. Think vegetarians aren't marginalized in our society? Think those crazy vegans have all the dietary options they could ever hope for? WELL THINK AGAIN, YOU STUPID CARNIVORES. THIS SOCIETY IS BUILT FOR CARNIVORES, GOVERNED BY CARNIVORES, AND FREAKING CATERED BY CARNIVORES, SO DON'T YOU EVER SMILE SNIDELY AT ME AGAIN AND SAY, "Well, we have a lot of vegetarian options. Like salad."

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I BANISH YOU ALL TO HECK.

Hey, that was a pretty good post. Begin depressed, culminate unhinged. I think I'll celebrate with some aloe.