Archive for Monday, December 17, 2007

| Holy shit

Yesterday, Sunday, December 16

Holy shit, it’s blizzarding.

Holy shit, my face is frozen.

Holy shit, a snowplow just drove by and pelted me with an avalanche of icy slush.

Holy shit, if there isn’t a snow day tomorrow, I will stab myself in the chest.

Holy shit, my father better drive me to Drug Mart so I can buy makeup for my visual kei cosmetic needs!!!

Today, Monday, December 17

Holy shit, SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED TODAY. (Finally, 8.5 hours of sleep!)

Holy shit, the public library isn’t open until noon.

Holy shit, the local bookshop is missing my book.

Holy shit, somebody plow the sidewalks so I don’t get run over walking to Drug Mart.

Holy shit, my purchases totaled up to about $50.45.

Holy shit, I forgot the foundation and white eyeliner.

And holy shit, I counted up my remaining money afterwards and realized that, before I had dished out $50 for the makeup, $90 for the movie tickets to The Golden Compass and my birthday party expenses, and an estimated $100-$180 for the ultra-cheap clothing at Goodwill, I was in possession of roughly $1000 in cash earlier this year. HOLY SHIT.

I must have walked about five miles going back and forth around town today.