Ahem, attention, my fellow North Americans mobbing bookstores in the pursuit of Harry Potter 7 (or lazily sitting at home, hopefully not downloading the illegally scanned text from the Web): Whatever you do, do NOT visit the Harry Potter 7 Wikipedia page (link reluctantly provided here… don’t think about clicking it!)!!! A very detailed plot summary chock full of spoilers is featured in plain view, complete with the series’ conclusion, and if you desire to preserve the sanctity and wonder of the sacred, magical reading experience, avoid it at all costs!!!

On the other hand, here’s an informative article about the book’s release so far in the rest of the world, which is quite safe to peruse.

The official U.S. release is only one hour away!

In other news… my father bought a gigantic watermelon. Ooh-la-la! Tomorrow I’ll have a delicious watermelon sharbat smoothie.

Note: I shall be in complete media seclusion until I obtain a copy of Harry Potter 7 and finish reading it completely. This is to avoid any mention of spoilers from TV, radio, friends, and unfortunately other bloggers. Until then, therefore, Jenny-fa Land will be in total lockdown. Hope to resurface soon.

Sincerely, Jenny-fa.