7 Nov 2006 | Blackest night

Well, S-chan, this review is for you… I was formerly disinclined to offer my opinions about this novel, since I know you would be waiting for a chance to attack my anti-Bella views. But, being the benevolent (and rational) person I am, I decided in the end that strangulation at the hands of S-chan over a measly juvenile novel… well, just wasn’t worth it.
At any rate, here is my very objective and unbiased review of New Moon, sequel to Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight.