So. Last Tuesday was the U.S. midterm elections. After two days of anxiety, the results are finally in.

Democrats took both the House of Representatives and the Senate.

In addition, Ohio is now a blue state.

Tracy Russo of the Democratic Party Web site offered this statement: “There are no words. This is amazing… This is what happens when you fight everywhere, when you show up, when you ask people for their votes and when you offer people something they desperately want — a new direction for America.”

What can I say? I’m overjoyed. My fellow Democrats have finally triumphed, and the end of the accursed Bush regime is soon at hand.

Well, S-chan, this review is for you… I was formerly disinclined to offer my opinions about this novel, since I know you would be waiting for a chance to attack my anti-Bella views. But, being the benevolent (and rational) person I am, I decided in the end that strangulation at the hands of S-chan over a measly juvenile novel… well, just wasn’t worth it.

At any rate, here is my very objective and unbiased review of New Moon, sequel to Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight.

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