Never ever read or look at hentai. Especially lesbian orgy hentai. Why? Well, let's just say that when illustrations of that nature are portrayed through cartoonized human forms, things can be exaggerated… and made infinitely more disturbing.

And no, I'm not going to publish my lesbian dream.

Let's see… what else is of blog-worthy importance?

*twiddles thumbs while trying to efface memory of a particularly graphic scene of girl-on-girl action*

AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEE, THE RAINBOW HAMSTERS!!!

The divine artistry of the creator, puchikumo (citizen of Warsaw, Poland), simply cannot be denied. Behold! The music, the editing, the theatricality and tension… a photogenic playground of beautiful and immeasurably lovable balls of twitchy fur. So much precious hamster-ness–! Beware, for the countenance of many a stoic warrior has melted in the face of their soul-numbing cuteness!

I also adore this ice cream escapade of a certain Pompon. Also, puchikumo's tributes to departed hamsters are surprisingly poignant.

Oh hell, I'm pouring on the hamsters. Prepare yourself!!

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HOLY FUCKING CRAP. There's a Scots Wikipedia. Not "Scottish English," the actual, modern English dialect. It's the Scots' own weird pseudo-English language. Check out their 9/11 and George W. Bush articles. They're so surreal. Awesome.

Anyway, it's a hobby of mine, if you couldn't tell. Looking longingly or in awe at foreign languages. I visited the 9/11 Wikipedia article today on a whim… and I've got to tell you.. that thing is a world language treasure trove. So is the Bush page, now that I think about it. On the left where the corresponding articles in other languages are listed, I found a bunch that blew me away. Like the Anglo-Saxon (Old English) page for Bush? The Cherokee page for 9/11? (ᏚᎵᏍᏗ 11, 2001 ᏗᎦᏘᎸᏍᏗ!) The Gan page (a variant of the Chinese language family)? Welsh? (Cyfres o bedair cyrch terfysgol ar yr Unol Daleithiau oedd ymosodiadau 11 Medi 2001…) The Kölsch page? (Man, I'm so good… I knew it was Germanic.) Then, of course, there were the obligatory entries in Esperanto and Ido, my two favorite constructed/international auxiliary languages. And then there were some links that I didn't get time to investigate, yet intrigued me nonetheless… like Eesti and Euskara. Oh, and Swahili and Latin! Then the series of L's: Lëtzebuergesch, Limburgs, Lietuvių, and Latviešu. I think the last one might be Latvian. My wrists hurt after copying and pasting all those URLs.

Anyway, one might suppose it sacrilegious, linking to a dozen articles on 9/11… but isn't it amazing? So many different ways to say the same thing. And yet so many problems. It's this kind of cultural misunderstanding that created this article in the first place, wasn't it? I sincerely wish more people could see the truth… and stop destroying each other over silly matters of contention.

Follow your common sense
You cannot hide yourself behind a fairytale forever and ever
Only by revealing the whole truth can we disclose
The soul of this sick bulwark forever and ever
Forever and ever…

"Seif al Din"… couldn't say it better.

The rudiments have always been misinterpreted during history, despite the good intentions of many disciples whose faithful believe was strong and unswayed. Most leaders interpret the old words to their advantage in the attempt of gaining leadership and power over those unfortunate enough to fall under their maliciousness and manipulative ways. This misuse of trust will forever stain the pages of history, echoing the exploitation and the frailty of decent men carried away by nurtured rancour…

In other news: Today's Sarah Connor Chronicles was practically a filler episode. But I can't wait for the story on Cameron's origins. I've always thought she was modeled on a real human. I think all Terminators are.

Mozilla Foundation is attempting to set a Guinness World Record for the most software downloaded in a single day. Help them achieve that goal by downloading Firefox 3 TODAY!

I tried looking for a button in Traditional Chinese… but of course, they always overlook us… the bastards.

Here's one in Spanish, too, just for the heck of it.

You know what? I love the feeling of internationalism. Did you see the map on this page? There's just so many downloads all over the world. Even in less Internet-accessible areas such as Sudan and central Africa. It makes me feel a little better just to see all these Earthlings gathered together, typing and clicking away in front of their computers and keyboards, transcending ethnic and political and cultural boundaries, united for a common purpose…

And hey, there's a week left before spring break…*

I am spending way too much time at the public library.

Homework… must work…

Haha, this is pretty sad.

Note: The aesthetically flawless WordPress theme before you was designed completely by myself. On the downside… I think I just reduced my lifespan by five years.

* Actually, that's more like, "GODDAMMIT!!!!! THERE'S STILL AN ENTIRE WEEK LEFT!!!!!!!!"

Ohmigosh! It's my first post of the year! Hurrah!

I've been painstakingly coding XHTML, CSS, and PHP for the last 3.5 hours, working on a Web site for a client. Unlike this humble blogger, who frequently mooches off free hosting plans with comparatively pathetic directory URLs/subdomains, my client purchased a real domain name, and the server is wicked fast. I just hope this isn't a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So. It's late in the evening on Saturday, and I still have truckloads of homework awaiting me in my bedchamber (^__^). But, bah! I still have plenty of time… no need to worry… yes, that's right, no need to be concerned… especially about that art project… and English paper… and chemistry assignment… and…

Oh, something just occurred to me. Attention, ladies and gentlemen. A friendly writing/spelling tip for speakers and aficionados of the English language: "all right" is not spelled "alright." "A-l-r-i-g-h-t" is incorrect! It's a word that does not exist! So just keep that in mind, the next time you use the phrase in your pitiable prose.

Sorry for sounding inane. I'm usually much more composed and together… usually.