Jenny-fa

Never ever read or look at hentai. Especially lesbian orgy hentai. Why? Well, let's just say that when illustrations of that nature are portrayed through cartoonized human forms, things can be exaggerated… and made infinitely more disturbing.

And no, I'm not going to publish my lesbian dream.

Let's see… what else is of blog-worthy importance?

*twiddles thumbs while trying to efface memory of a particularly graphic scene of girl-on-girl action*

AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEE, THE RAINBOW HAMSTERS!!!

The divine artistry of the creator, puchikumo (citizen of Warsaw, Poland), simply cannot be denied. Behold! The music, the editing, the theatricality and tension… a photogenic playground of beautiful and immeasurably lovable balls of twitchy fur. So much precious hamster-ness–! Beware, for the countenance of many a stoic warrior has melted in the face of their soul-numbing cuteness!

I also adore this ice cream escapade of a certain Pompon. Also, puchikumo's tributes to departed hamsters are surprisingly poignant.

Oh hell, I'm pouring on the hamsters. Prepare yourself!!

Two other videos, cream of the hamster crop:

"Give it a piece of popcorn and it doesn't care about anything else!" I nearly died when I saw this little criceto. One of those things where you're torn between concern and hysteria and cuteness-induced squealing.

And lastly, this final one is REQUIRED VIEWING FOR EVERYBODY. It's an excerpt from a Japanese game show, documenting the improbable friendship of cat and hamster. (!!!! ^______^) I nearly perished of adoration from this one, too.

Addendum: The reader is duly forewarned that those who scorn my interest and pursuit of all things hamster-y will suffer violent and unwarranted castrations. My vengeful fury shall be your demise!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA–

*a fit of violent coughing curtails the moment of triumph*

Other changes I should note… I added the previously alluded-to Election 2008 countdown widget to the right… also an entire album of awe-inspiring symphonic metal from Epica (now accessible through the link renamed "Music Player" at the top). Another widget above the election countdown now displays the most recent track I've listened to in iTunes, which updates dynamically.

Also, I'm looking forward to a full and unproductive weekend of "those things" and "that entrevista."

Woo-hoo. Oh, dearie me. 6 am already?