In actuality, some “Indians” prefer the name “Indian” because every native-born American citizen is a “Native American.” The second name you mentioned would work, but it’s much too long for convenience.

I didn’t think you’d actually murder me; I just thought you’d do what you just did… the online equivalent of hitting me over the head with a frying pan.

Please note that your usage of “Indian” is politically incorrect; try “Native American” or “Modern Descendant of Pre-Columbian Inhabitants of the Post-Pangean Continent Between Northern Atlantic and Pacific Oceans” instead.

By the way, I don’t have an agenda concerning your driveling anti-Bella, anti-human, anti-sap views or anything for which you think I might, erm, “strangle” you. The only action you can spur me to with a measly review is leave an acerbic, green-acid-devouring-your-flesh comment. We can both be quite overbearing online, can’t we?